355. Never request a joke or impression. They're...
You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love...– Bob Marley (via mollyjones) (via mollyandtheinternet) (via cuddleblog)
the worst one! i always make my dog kill the...
Today, I saw a spider in my bathtub, so instead of killing it, i decided to bring my dog inside the bathroom to kill the spider for me. Turns out that the spider was a black widow, and my dog was bit. The dog killed the spider. The spider killed my dog. FML
Gavin Castleton - Coffeelocks
two big things
1. My family is up here from FL for the weekend. They came Thursday night, and I didn’t go to work yesterday (btw I hadn’t realized that taking off work is like a natural high; it feels amazing). They’re here mainly because I’m moving to a new place and need furniture. So we bought lots of it, including a bed plus kick-ass bed frame & headboard. My parents are awesome. ...
One of my philosophy professors lectured wildly about love once, yelling: “When...– Nightmare Brunette: Endings (via poignant) (via constellation) (via srsly) (via saynicole) (via somethingmeaningful)
achoiceinthematter: Someone who will kill the spiders for me.
Jim, you’re 6’11 and you weigh 90 pounds, Gumby has a better body than you....– Michael Scott (via fogcitymaverick) (via loveboom) (via merricat) (via unicornology)
when site re-launches happen, an analogy
krista: ugh s&v.........
krista: it's so neglected
partner in crime: yeah, well
partner in crime: fuck that site
partner in crime: haha
krista: it's just not as pretty
krista: as popphoto now
partner in crime: yeah
partner in crime: we're leaving it for the younger, hotter friend
achoiceinthematter: Someone who will nap with me in the middle of the day.
i want passion; irrational, inexplicable,...
lovebot: breathsoftruth: (via nokindofelegance)
Even if happiness forgets you a little bit, never completely forget about it.– Jacques Prévert (via voffvoff)
definitely not vegetarian
krista: do you like pork?
adriennnne: i like anything that once had a face
I’m not frightened. I’m not frightened of anything. The more I...– The Reader.
sundaymorning: snuh: The Ronettes: Be My Baby
They slipped briskly into an intimacy from which they never recovered.– F. Scott Fitzgerald, This Side of Paradise