January 2009
37 posts
Tell your mother, if she asks, that maybe we’ll meet some other time....
– John Hoyer Updike (March 18, 1932 - January 27, 2009). RIP
sluts
bellavita:
iiiiiiiirissa:
it’s freezing out. single digits, negative digits, whatever. but honestly, sluts never get cold. even in this weather, they can wear leggings with skirts, or just skirts. and some revealing skimpy top. oh, and a pair of ugg boots. and they’re still not cold.
sluts are invincible.
If I wake up in the morning and I don’t want to get you a coffee or if I don’t...
– John Mayer, on relationships (via anonymousami,sarahsaturday, kyleyoung)(via scout) (via lovelindsey)(via bon-bon) (via unicornology)
He’s not such an ass after all, unless he’s faking the words to this quote.
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In love and in war, you are allowed to do everything.
– Fabio, Top Chef contestant, foreigner, butcher of traditional sayings. (via celebzaredum)
I love Fabio!
inauguration:
President Obama
Inaugural Words: 1789 to the Present →
inauguration:
tylerriewer said:
Cool feature on the New York Times website today… “A look at the language of presidential inaugural addresses. The most-used words in each address appear in the interactive chart below, sized by number of uses.”
Rule 17: Don’t turn your back on bears, men you have wronged, or the dominant...
– Dwight Schrute (via rulesformyunbornson)
But the really good news, as I see it, is that we might reverse-engineer an...
– Anti-Love Drug May Be Ticket to Bliss, NYTimes.com
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Our lives are defined by opportunities. Even the ones we miss.
– The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, again
It’s a funny thing about coming home. Looks the same, smells the same....
– The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
I consider myself an intelligent person, but
joshawesome:
afghanistanbananastand:
two easy, regularly used words trip me up on spelling, all the time.
Alcohol and separate.
I want to add an H in alcohol, and spell separate, seperate.
I have trouble spelling separate. :/ It’s alright, I was just a lit major. I just have to read, not spell.
I never know how to spell judgement judgment.
smooth
me: you're crazy
adam: clinically
Sex relieves tension - love causes it.
– Woody Allen (via dominilucy)
Hello babies. Welcome to earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter....
– Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
(via spareunderthemat) (via realreason)
(via align)
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I don’t know what’s in store, but I know he cares about me....
– Maria, best friend who lives in Africa right now
May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope...
– Neil Gaiman
(via lavenderlines)
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