January 2009
37 posts
“Tell your mother, if she asks, that maybe we’ll meet some other time. Under the pear trees, in Paradise.”
—John Hoyer Updike (March 18, 1932 - January 27, 2009). RIP
sluts
it’s freezing out. single digits, negative digits, whatever. but honestly, sluts never get cold. even in this weather, they can wear leggings with skirts, or just skirts. and some revealing skimpy top. oh, and a pair of ugg boots. and they’re still not cold.
sluts are invincible.
“If I wake up in the morning and I don’t want to get you a coffee or if I don’t see you for a week and I don’t want to go figure out something to FedEx you, then we’ve got a problem. You can fake the words I miss you, but you can’t fake getting someone a book.”
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John Mayer, on relationships (via anonymousami,sarahsaturday, kyleyoung)(via scout) (via lovelindsey)(via bon-bon) (via unicornology)
He’s not such an ass after all, unless he’s faking the words to this quote.
“In love and in war, you are allowed to do everything.”
—
Fabio, Top Chef contestant, foreigner, butcher of traditional sayings. (via celebzaredum)
I love Fabio!
President Obama
Inaugural Words: 1789 to the Present →
nytimes.com
tylerriewer said:
Cool feature on the New York Times website today… “A look at the language of presidential inaugural addresses. The most-used words in each address appear in the interactive chart below, sized by number of uses.”
“Rule 17: Don’t turn your back on bears, men you have wronged, or the dominant turkey during mating season.”
—Dwight Schrute (via rulesformyunbornson)
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“But the really good news, as I see it, is that we might reverse-engineer an anti-love potion, a vaccine preventing you from making an infatuated ass of yourself.”
—Anti-Love Drug May Be Ticket to Bliss, NYTimes.com
