I thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is...– Tina Fey, accepting one of three Emmys she won last night. Via Salon(via claudia)(via danhacker)(via peterwknox) (via seriouslythough)
One ‘oh shit’ can erase a thousand attaboys.– Scott Adams (via affremblequotes)
It’s 10:19 am. I’m hungry, I’m cold, and no one important is in the office (last day of NY Fashion Week). The only things keeping me going: payday and luscious quality time w/ Maria allllllllllll weekend.
Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of...– P.J. O’Rourke (via 52books)
unicornology: tinyunicorn: observation is not the same as seeing listening is not the same as hearing savoring is not the same as tasting or smelling feeling is not the same as touching
unicornology: ledgeradio: alphabetpony: We live in a modern society. Husbands and wives don’t grow on trees, like in the old days. So where does one find love? When you’re sixteen it’s easy, like being unleashed with a credit card in a department store of kisses. There’s the first kiss. The sloppy kiss. The peck. The sympathy kiss. The backseat smooch. The we shouldn’t be doing this kiss. The...