My parents are blasting instrumental Christmas music from the living room so that the whole house can hear. Right now it’s “God rest ye merry gentlemen.”
Karlya Boys →
krystinml: aylrak: “They were all raised by the two same amazing parents, in the same amazing borough (Queens!!), however they are all incredibly unique. These profiles are to give one a glimse into the life of a girl growing up with five great guys.” my favorite second family, especially because even at 9 Mickey is still the same height, but it’s missing one, Maria (even though she’s not a...
Using your browser URL history to estimate gender →
(via lfar) Likelihood of you being FEMALE is 60% Likelihood of you being MALE is 40% Who knew I was so androgynous?
streeter: Hey! I wrote this video based on an article from a while back. Mike Parker did the animation and voices and, in my opinion, did a fantastic job. Digg it if you dig it. This is hilarious…I couldn’t stop laughing at the end
There is nothing in a caterpillar that tells you it’s going to be a butterfly.– R. Buckminster Fuller (via affremblequotes)
52books: Trailer: Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. November is going to be a good month; I can feel it. Funny, I JUST watched this on youtube a moment ago because I’m currently in the middle of a Harry Potter movie marathon (the Prisoner of Azkaban is on pause). I actually have only read the first book, so I should probably get on that, especially because the Half Blood Prince...
An activist from the Washington D.C. area, Rocky Twyman, started the effort,...– Groups to pray for lower prices at gas stations (via rickyv) Ricky posts this to mock it, but I say well done. After all, this strategy has worked so well in the past. (via streeter)
Growing up is never easy. You hold on to things that were. You wonder what’s to...– The Wonder Years (via danawood) (via emilyposts) (via soupsoup) (I LOVE THIS SHOW.) (via unicornology)
You know what’s wrong with you, Miss Whoever-you-are? You’re chicken, you’ve got...– Breakfast at Tiffany’s. (via align) (via leahcreates) (via dilaudid)
Better out of context: phone conversations
“There are many different ways of owning little kids.” -Nio, (in context) talking about the boot camp for Coast Guard he’s running; “kids” referring to the noobs, or newbies, to the Academy. Don’t forget what an E7 is or you’ll be doing wall squats for 15 minutes holding out the book w/ the page turned to the answer using both arms.
I'll take it
Apprently I am the girl who walks into a group interview wearing shorts, a tank top and a bedhead ponytail and walks out w/ a new job. Sick (not in a good way). In my defense, I didn’t know there was going to be an actual interview. I came in last week, asked if they were hiring, and they told me I could fill out an application Sunday morning at 10. It might have been nice if I was told...
'The Lair' Eccentric Artist Dwelling/Utilities... →
Whaaat the… This apartment looks like the set for an early 90s Nickelodoen outer space/sci fi sitcom reject
celebzaredum: John Mayer is an entertainment powerhouse! soupsoup: brandonfletcher: This is unquestionably the greatest thing I’ve ever seen done by an entertainer (not to mention someone who has won five Grammys). It’s difficult to get me to sit through 2 minutes of anything, but I watched all 20 of this. In a world where everyone wants to look cool or serious all the time and do their...
I’ve been asked out on more dates this summer than i have all of college. ...– Maria, on life after Messiah College
we laugh, but this is probably as accurate as amir...
marlakarlasays: im listening to M79 and picturing you walking down the aisle with amir
She Is Miss KIS: AHAHHA
She Is Miss KIS: walking down WITH amir??
She Is Miss KIS: that's unorthodox
marlakarlasays: hhhhahahahhah agh hahahha
Russell Brand to host VMAs →
seriouslythough: Whoa. I may actually watch the VMAs this year. Oh who am I kidding, I’ll DVR it and fast-forward through anyone who isn’t Russel Brand.
The iPhone 3G in Japan has a feature unique to that country: a conspicuous...– Japan’s iPhone Protects Women from Upskirts | Drudge Retort (via peterwknox)
ADVICE, LIKE YOUTH, PROBABLY JUST WASTED ON THE...
aylrak: I was just listening to the sunscreen song on the way to work. Turns out, it was originally a column written by journalist Mary Schmich for the Chicago Tribune in June of ‘97. It is probably one of the wittiest and inspiring articles I have read (and been rocking out to-thanks Baz Luhrmann). It is advice I really try to heed. The italisized line inspired me to think I was crazy enough to...
The face of Facebook has changed! And it’s crazy! check it out: www.new.facebook.com
My dad just came into my room holding a huge glass of iced coffee w/ mocha caramel Paul Masson creme liqueur that he made just for me. Now why would I want to move out of this house?
College Humor: MTV Buys College Humor Show →
my (admittedly lamest) prayers answered. jake and amir AND the overgrown guy girlfriend better be a part of this.
what we learn at bible camp
meaghan (writing inside a wedding card for a very religious couple): hmm...i'm not sure what else to say. help.
me: add something like, may god bless your marriage and be the center of your new lives together as husband and wife
meaghan: oooh that's good. and you know what would make it sound more christian? saying "may THE LORD bless your marriage..."
me: so true
It’s sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew.– Henry Rollins (via thresca)
asked to quiet down; spoke louder– nice six word memoir by wendy lee
If you ever want to lose faith in humanity, read any comments section on the...– New York Times commenter (via juliaallison)
jakeandamir: Dad the best j & a in a good while. love it
Please check the status of your bicycle, is it...
aylrak: To All Students and All Employees: Greetings from the Department of Safety. Attention all Grantham students and employees: As many of you know, we will be holding a bike auction on campus on Tuesday, July 29, 2008, from 10am until 12 noon at the Larsen Student Union. Bikes will be offered on a silent auction basis, and results will be announced the same day, but later in the afternoon....
mama-ism: reality tv
“what kind of designers are these people? they all look like punks” -watching the first episode of project runway season 5
kate nash - pumpkin soup story of my life plus a...
Don’t pray when it rains if you don’t pray when the sun shines.– amen. Satchel Paige (via affremblequotes)
better out of context: facebook wall posts
Krista Soriano wrote [on maria’s wall] at 9:13am on May 29th, 2007 here’s my technique: bend it in half and make a wishbone, and use the tip of your tongue to bend one end into the hole as you flip the wishbone over. easy as sunday morning!