Are you hip(ster) enough?
Considering my habitual perusal of Craigslist these days, I’m surprised I haven’t stumbled upon this listing whilst searching ever fruitlessly for a temp summer gig. It’s a roomie wanted ad in NY of course with very specific, detailed quals. Nymag.com actually wrote a piece about it called “The Search for Hipster Roommates on Craigslist Just Got a Little Uglier.” If...
i want james franco's body
what better way to spend the last week of classes watching the entire season of an old favorite: freaks and geeks. you can do it too.
canadian band guy: so after we're done, we have some merch for you. all kinds of shirts i silk screened, cds...
canadian band girl: we also give blow jobs at reasonable rates
canadian band guy: they teach us how to do them in school in canada, so we're real good. which is why we charge you
we’re the only ones here not wearing plaid.– maria, stating the obvious at a hipster cookout and concert last night
Google-fucked. That’s what you are when a potential employer searches your name...– Kara Baskin, in her article on thepheonix.com
on hair removal and manicures
maria: i only let people who don't speak english touch me
maria: they're just better at what they do