April 2008
7 posts
Are you hip(ster) enough?
Considering my habitual perusal of Craigslist these days, I’m surprised I haven’t stumbled upon this listing whilst searching ever fruitlessly for a temp summer gig. It’s a roomie wanted ad in NY of course with very specific, detailed quals. Nymag.com actually wrote a piece about it called “The Search for Hipster Roommates on Craigslist Just Got a Little Uglier.” If...
i want james franco's body
what better way to spend the last week of classes watching the entire season of an old favorite: freaks and geeks. you can do it too.
figures
canadian band guy: so after we're done, we have some merch for you. all kinds of shirts i silk screened, cds...
canadian band girl: we also give blow jobs at reasonable rates
canadian band guy: they teach us how to do them in school in canada, so we're real good. which is why we charge you
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“we’re the only ones here not wearing plaid.”
– maria, stating the obvious at a hipster cookout and concert last night
“Google-fucked. That’s what you are when a potential employer searches your name...”
– Kara Baskin, in her article on thepheonix.com
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on hair removal and manicures
maria: i only let people who don't speak english touch me
me: really
maria: they're just better at what they do
